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Diary of a Menopauser - The Beginning of the End...


I have never been shy of admitting my age – in public or otherwise – to the extent that I’ve had my year of birth in my email id from the beginning. Life journey – from a pure physical body POV – has been a bit unique as well I guess since I had my pregnancy in a ‘high-risk’ age zone at a ripe old age of 39 years. When you have a child so late – your body tends to remind you of your stupidity often enough.

Along with this very high degree of awareness of my age, I also am a plan-ahead-or-you’ll-panic kind of a person. By now you would have understood that I refused to be caught by surprise by something as dumb as a body change due to age that I should have known about. What else did God make the internet for if not for reading up all kinds of crap? J

So – flashback to about a year ago, when my 45th birthday was coming up and I was kind of floating through a “what the F*&^ am I doing in life” kind of monologue in my head. Nothing new about that at all… happens with me on a pretty regular basis. But I remember that there was this moment which made me kind of sit up and tell myself – I need to get my health in shape. While the excuse was that I have a young kid and need to stay active for his sake… I truly believe that it was more driven by a constantly lethargic and paining body shape I was in. Anyways, I shook myself up and decided to do some more thinking about the topic. J

It so happened that 2 of my closest examples of fit-older-women included my elder sister and a friend who’s also a few years older than me. Both these women are known to be “regular” fitness freaks + diet conscious + shall-do-what-it-takes-but-not-be-unhealthy kind of morons. Sorry, women. As I interacted with them around that time, I realised that both were going through a depressing time in their physical health zone – and almost raging an uphill battle to just be in control of their bodies. Simply because the big 5 oh had hit them and they were in full throes of the dreaded menopause cycle.

Now think of the panic which hit me – these were really committed to health ladies struggling to cope with the cant-call-them-side effects of a purely hormonal change in the body – much much beyond anything in their control. If they could go through all this – what will happen to the regular i-shall-be-as-lazy-as-i-can-get-away-with ol’ me??

Thus started my indulgence into evening walks, participation in 2 different 5 km runs (where I insisted on only walking) to get some excitement going as well as a little more conscious eating pattern. And yet I have to admit that being actually hit the big-M was not on the horizon or even in a corner of my head. It was after all something that seemed to hit only when you’re 50 – which was a hugeeeeeee number of years away. In my head. For sure.

As months went by – regular lethargy took over as it normally does. Walks became more infrequent, 10k a day steps target went down to ‘4-5 k achievement is a good day’ goal. My logic remained that if the health-freaks I knew could have a bad time dealing with menopause – an absolutely not-really-healthy person like me would be severely impacted – but only WHEN THE TIME COMES. NOT NOW.

Hence you can imagine my surprise when just a few short months later – there were reasons for me to believe that something was not 100% ok with me – and I just mean the regular ol’ unhealthy me. My PMS over the last year or so extended its grip on my calendar – from a tame 3-4 days earlier, it now occupied a lion share of my life. As I put it (with a bit of exaggeration) – there seemed to be no gap between the period and the next cycle’s PMS!! However since my cycle continued relatively unaffected, I was going with the flow (pun completely intended!).

So what made me stop in my flowy tracks you ask? Well consider this scenario – when you find yourself harbouring more-than-normal murderous at their peak and divorcing at its minimalistic level thoughts… and this state continues for a few DAYS… not a few moments… but days… And then one day you wake up to find smiling in a very silly fashion at your-yesterday-self – that is when it strikes you that maybe, just maybe – there is a problem somewhere within your own head. And that this wasn’t the first time in recent few months that this high level of rage swing has happened.

That’s when you notice that there was tenderness in your erstwhile sensuous lady-parts for a few days – which were NOT in the PMS zone. Or that your last few makeout sessions have not been necessarily the stuff to set as benchmarks – purely on the pain they leave behind. Or that lo-and-behold a much unexpected period had made its appearance halfway to its mark.

That’s when you pause and reflect – is there something I’m missing out to notice? Is the dreaded time starting for me? Is this the worst symptom or are there other demons lurking to catch me by surprise? How the f*&^ do I control this? CAN I control this? What shook me up totally was the absolute loss of control I felt once the rage-swing was over (or was it just on a pause mode)?

This was about 2 months ago… since then I have been on a researching spree. Its in my inherent nature to read and understand what the hell I’m dealing with. Helps me achieve a sense of control I guess. Definitely calms me down. Writing and sharing what I feel and think does this even faster. And who knows there might be similar lost souls like mine who are yet to figure out what is happening to them and could be helped by sharing my journey on this path.

This blog/diary is my ode to that. The rest… as one of my favorite things to say has been since I was a teenager… Let me meet the Almighty and he’s going to get a kick in the rear for sure! Why oh why has he BLESSED only the women with so many of his blessings???

:)


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